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what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie


Bikini Bottom just got real..


Fun fact: I found out about the sex when I was a kid because I looked up creampie expecting a delicious dessert recipe. I was incorrect. And confused.

That reminds me of the time one of the tenants in the house my grandmother owned moved out and left all kinds of stuff behind: including a tape with “creampie” and “xxx” in the title. Being a naive child, I was like, “What does delicious pie have to do with porn?” until I watched it.